Aren’t you literally tired of hearing people literally misuse the word LITERALLY?
As in, “When we broke up, it LITERALLY broke my heart.” Really?! Wow, then you are a medical miracle, walking around with a broken organ in your body! Alert the media.
Or, “I literally screamed my head off.” Wouldn’t that be cool if we had detachable body parts like that?! First I would take J’s feet off whenever we ride in the car so he couldn’t kick M’s seatback anymore. Then I would take off my breasts and put them on my husband’s chest so he could nurse our children.
People must think literally is just another word for “really”.
Now, my kids are LITERALLY driving me crazy, so I must sign off.
