-- I told my pal Smoosh I got a card in the mail from a woman who was previously mean to me. Smoosh goes, “Is it a sympathy card? Like she sympathizes with your personality?”
-- In the car one day, Callie says something about “when Mommy gets bigger.” Aron says, “Let’s hope Mommy doesn’t get any bigger.”
-- I was telling my mom about how Aron doesn’t want me ripping wallpaper down all over the house until he can finish ONE room of painting. I get antsy and want to HELP. Aron doesn’t want the house looking all trashed out. Mom says something like, “Your house always looks crappy; completely torn down wallpaper won’t really matter.”
And then I kicked all their asses. In my mind.
My dear other readers, let not this seemingly gentle and harmless woman fool you. She has a razor sharp tongue of steel that gives heaping piles of it right back to these people, of that I am sure.
ReplyDeleteHaha! I loved those. Gave me a darn good laugh, especially the last one.
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