Okay, so Aron's work chili cookoff was yesterday. He and I both entered chili. He spends a ton of time and uses tons of premium ingredients in his ... peppers, onions, spices, roast, beans made from scratch (the ones ya boil). I am his opposite in many ways, this being yet another way. I make the easiest chili possible because, frankly people, I have other things to do. Like write award-winning blog posts and educate my children. So he made the picture above to go along with my chili and he emailed it to me. I laughed until I cried. Note the cow going into the grinder. Note the can opener with the beans. Note the "secret ingredient." I think I'm the only spouse who enters, so of course everyone is going to know it's mine! Maybe if he had put some boobs on there, I would have won!!!!!! Quick! Photoshop some udders on that cow!
For you English-challenged people, I think I made a punny up top ... you know, how chili makes fire come out of your butt? Tough crowd.
So... who won? And what are you going to do to make sure YOU are the winner next year? I'm thinking provide crackers or hotdogs to eat the chili with. :)
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